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I dunno. Santa looks suspiciously like RAWA with a fake beard. I think that's a beard.

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Official Cyan Internal Memo: General Staff <48 / 1516 / 2342 / ????>

Subject: Internet Problems

Which ever one of you goof balls pulled that NetZero prank on the old community manager (may he rest in Florida) has really screwed up the system. The whole network has slowed to a crawl, and I can't seem to sdc sdcsca dsccac[mesage corrupted]***** Do not adjust your browser, I control this memo...

That was no NetZero dialer you installed, it was me! I've hacked into your precious server. With each passing moment, I'm gaining more and more control of your system. I already I have full access to the lighting system and the coffee maker. I have already adjusted the frequency of the hum of the florescent lights give everyone slight headaches. If my demands are not met, I will replace that $tarbucks the Modeling Department drinks with cheap motel coffee. What are my demands, you ask? I will reveal my will soon enough. Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. :lol:

I do have to give credit to the person who designed your firewall. No mater which way I moved the slider, I couldn't get through. Your only mistake was running the power for the firewall off of RAWA's electric cage. When you let RAWA out, you also let me in.

You will be hearing from me soon. Sincerely,

Secret Ninja Super Hacker ****
[message corrupted]cjsdnc sdcndn nj kjnn and that's what I really think of the Receptionist. Anyway, think about what I've said, and let me know if there are any more problems.

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Subject: Finding Funding

I would like to organize a meeting to discuss a new source of funding I have found. I was recently contacted by the son of a wealthy Nigeria oil ministry executive who says he will split his father's fortune of $26 billion USD 50/50 if I send him just $24,000 by Western Union. I did that math and that means we get $13 billion! Since he said it was urgent, I sent the money from the Cyan bank account right away. Let's meet to discuss how we can spend our $13 billion.

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Subject: To the Ninja Hacker

Could you actually get us real coffee?

The Modeling Department Head

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