URU Action News 1.10
Hello and welcome to "The Daily Show" of New D'ni (04/14/07)
Editor-in-Chief: MikeFitz City Reporter: Legendary
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MYSS TERRIE'S BEVIN TEAM TAKES FIRST PRIZE IN DELIN DOOR CONTEST
With only 3 practices under their belt, the plucky team from Myss Terrie's
Bevin took 1st place in the inaugural Eder Delin Door Opening Contest today,
with an official time of 2 minutes exactly. The team admitted to a couple of
minor glitches game day, as their best practice time was 1:20. But all
accredited their success to their coach Eniad Corlet's skill and coordination.
Three cheers to Doorman: Eniad, Cloth Masters: Pituka, SeanMc74, Richard
Wakefield, lilmouse, LittleWing, Atheni33 & Illuvatar; And Official Spectators:
Mutley, Ana, Rose, Littlecoo, Markarius, Odd, Nehaled, Andrew Yosso, sengel,
Doobes, GMary, darkstar & acbizgirl (incidental). A thanks to all participants
and a special congratulations to Sudre and all of the other Judges from Amber
Horizons's Bevin for hosting such a spectacular event. It was a shining
example of how we can all interact in shorah.
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D'NI GOD YAHVO EXCITED ABOUT LATEST TRANSLATIONS
In an exclusive divine interview, the D'ni God, Yahvo, admitted to being
painfully devoid of worshippers since the great poisoning of D'ni over 450
years ago. But now, Yahvo is overjoyed that His message is once again being
read by someone other than Esher. Certainly He hopes that Nick White's
translations from the Book of Oorpah, may sprout belief in Him once more.
However, what really made this God shine was His expectation of future
translations from EVOO, the Book of R'ray; a lesser known, but far cuter
prophet than Oorpah, who ended every 30 minute psalm with "Yahvo ... D'lish".
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